Safari
"Do u wanna climb kilimanjaro? Not very technical...good exercise commitment, vastly different part of the world to explore, one of the 7 summits, and a great opportunity for us to reconnect"
This was the g-chat message I got from my good friend Dave in early October of last year. Dave, a fellow poker player, and I met in London in November of 2009 and have been good friends ever since. We've only hung out 7 or 8 times but have done so in global fashion, in cities like Amsterdam, Berlin, Las Vegas, and Lake Tahoe. I probably hadn't talked to Dave for 3 or 4 months before getting this message, but it wasn't altogether surprising either. In 2010, we'd planned a Southeast Asia trip that had fallen through, and I think both of us wanted to do a non-poker travel trip at some point to make up for it. Poker players typically love to travel, but they also tend to love to travel for poker. Dave and I share the mentality that sometimes it's nice to get away from poker for a little bit, especially when travelling.
At 5AM on January 25th, Dave stumbled into our hotel room in Arusha, Tanzania, delirious from a day of travelling from Tel Aviv, where he's been living for the last year. In 3 hours we'd be embarking on a 4-day safari in the area. In 5 days, we'd be beginning our 7-day climb of Mt. Kilimanjaro. An innocent 190-character g-chat message had become an intense 12 day reality.
After getting a couple of hours of sleep, we awoke at 7:30 AM to have breakfast at the Oasis Lodge. The breakfast was tasty, but the real treat was viewing the hotel's very own peacock wandering around the premises. Roughly 4 feet tall, and sporting a rainbow-like plumage, this particular bird wasn't the least bit deterred by the overwhelming presence of humans, and seemed to want to interact with the guests. I was in the bathroom at the time, so I can't be sure, but Dave tells me he even saw the bird standing in the buffet line at one point, waiting for an omelette.
After finishing breakfast, and saying our farewells to the peacock, we went to the front of the hotel, where a safari truck was waiting for us. As we approached the vehicle, a short man with a wry grin hopped out of the driver's seat, held out his hand, and introduced himself in a soft-spoken voice: "I'm Gabriel [pronounced Gabrielle]. I'll be your driver for the next four days." As we drove to the company's office to fill out some paperwork, we became acquainted with our guide, who at first glance appeared shy, and a little shaky with his English, but warm and friendly at the same time. After 30 minutes of filling out forms and getting briefed, we were ready to hit the road for the first leg of our safari, Arusha National Park.
The park was about a 90 minute drive away, so Dave and I spent the car ride fooling around with a high-end camera that his roommate had lent us for our travels. Just taking a few pictures with the camera's zoom lens was enough to confirm a suspicion I'd been developing over the course of the trip: that the $150 camera I'd bought out of a vending machine in the Montreal airport was, in fact, a piece of shit. Eventually, we arrived at the park, ready to peruse a bunch of jungle animals in their (semi)natural environment.
One of the best things about arriving in the park was being able to open the roof of the safari truck and stand up in the truck. Not a huge fan of the claustrophobia of long car trips, standing up and enjoying the fresh air was both freeing, and the best way to take in the variety of sights. Some of the first animals we saw in the park were Colobine monkeys, which I'd seen previously in my trip to Nyungwe Forest park. A strange looking animal, they have dark skin, but reddish faces, and prominent white beards. They look like they would be the sage, knowledgeable ones in a congregation of various monkeys.
As we continued the tour of the national park, we saw many more animals, including giraffes, zebras, and a large congregation of flamingos on a lake. The giraffes were easily my favourite, and we spent about 20 minutes watching them and their bizarre habits. The tallest animals on earth, giraffes have an awkward, yet seemingly contradictory graceful way of moving that reminded me of extremely tall basketball players. Vegetarians, the giraffes seemed to enjoy eating, constantly snacking on various types of foliage, and particularly fond of tall-growing plants, that didn't require them to awkwardly bend over to graze.
After several more hours at the park, which would prove to be the least interesting stint of the safari, we headed out on the highway for a 3 hour drive to the Bougainvillea Safari Loge, where we'd be spending the night. The road conditions in Africa, as I've alluded to a bit, are extremely erratic. Even when the roads are paved, highways are nearly always only one lane in each direction, which leads to a lot of congestion, especially in an area like Arusha, which is highly populated and dense. Many of the smaller roads are poorly maintained dirt roads, which the locals refer to tongue-in-cheekly as "African Massage Roads." Our journey to Bougainvillea featured all of the above, and
as such was a colourful, though painfully long, journey.
as such was a colourful, though painfully long, journey.
Dave and I had signed up for mid-range accommodations, which were supposed to include some campsites, and some smaller hotels/lodges. We ended up being pleasantly surprised by how nice the accommodations were at every stop, starting at Bougainvillea. A small complex on the side of the highway, the rooms were in separate, individual huts (standard for Africa), but were extremely nice and modern on the inside. There was also a large outdoor pool that we took advantage of. Dinner was absolutely delicious - a fusion between traditional African and more Westernized food.
We got to sleep on the early side, and woke up at 6 AM, which would be typical for the safari. That day, we'd be exploring the Ndutu conservation area, a large area of wasteland / grassland featuring a slew of animals in a fully natural setting. We arrived at Ndutu around 7:30 AM, after a particularly bumpy ride through a portion of highway that was under construction and had been replaced with temporary dirt roads. Along the way, we passed through a touristy town that featured several stores that sold various African art. We went into the biggest of these stores, and were simply shocked at some of the listed prices - several large sculptures were listed in the $20,000-30,000 USD range.
We refrained from making any purchases, since we'd be stopping at the same store on the return trip, and got back into the vehicle. As we continued to drive through the small town, we were bombarded by several highway necklace salesmen, who were extremely aggressive in their tactics, reaching in the truck to show us their products, and constantly lowering their prices in an effort to make a sale. Eventually, when the prices were so low that it would seem foolish to resist, Dave and I each bought a few necklaces, which featured black and white beads with different African animals on the bottom.
At around 10 AM, we arrived at Ndutu, and immediately began taking in the scenery. A contrast to anything I'd seen in Africa so far, this area was extremely barren; trees and plants did exist, but in much more scattered fashion, and several small lakes provided the only water in the area for the vast number of animals who called Ndutu their home. The first animals we spotted were a massive pack of zebras, who would end up being the most plentiful animal we'd encounter on the safari, by quite a wide margin. The zebras were somewhat intermixed with wildebeests, though the two groups seemed to mostly ignore each other, both being vegetarians, and both fearing the king of the animal kingdom, the lion.
After several hours of watching zebras, wildebeests, and giraffes graze and socialize in their natural environment, it was time for a picnic lunch. We ate under a massive tree in an otherwise barren section of land. This seemed to be the consensus lunch meeting spot, as there were 4 or 5 other safari vehicles there, and the lack of animals in the immediate vicinity made it safe to get out of the vehicle and mingle with the other humans. After chatting with a few French gentlemen, and consuming an extremely subpar packed lunch, it was time to get back inside the safari truck, and head to a different part of Ndutu, where, if we were lucky, we'd be able to see some lions and elephants.
Much of the time in Ndutu was spent looking for animals, because unlike Arusha National Park, which is much more regimented in terms of where to find animals, Ndutu was a larger and more wild environment. As such, Gabriel spent a lot of time on his radio system, conversing with other guides as to where the animals were. That day was a particularly slow day, meaning guides were having trouble tracking down the lions, many of whom were presumed to be hiding and sleeping, since they often rest during the day and do their hunting at night.
After a couple of hours or so of hunting around, we finally came across a single elephant, who seemed much larger in person than I'd guessed based on pictures. It's unclear what this lone warrior was up to, but he was marching triumphantly across a plain of land not too far from our car, holding his trunk high in the air, with a bit of a smug expression emanating from his oversized facial features. Just as we were finishing gazing at this marvel of a mammal, we got more good news from the radio: one of Gabe's colleagues had discovered a pack of lions not too far from where we were.
The drive took only about fifteen minutes, but by the time we got there, the news had clearly travelled quickly, and there were a pack of 5 or 6 other safari trucks, eager to snap pictures. There were four lions in total lying under a small tree, all females, and stunningly beautiful creatures. We asked Gabe why there were no males, and he said that they might be out hunting, even though a lot of the hunting was done at night. They might also be simply scouring the area devising plans for the hunting that they'd be doing that night. Typically, male lions like to wander around on their own, looking for food or simply asserting their dominance, while the females tend to stick together in packs, nursing the young.
Unfortunately around this time, my stomach started acting up, something that would remain constant for the rest of the safari. I'll avoid too many gruesome details for those mid-meal readers, but lets just say we had to make numerous pit stops in the wild throughout the course of the safari. While Gabe would always attempt to scour the area to make sure there were no animals nearby, getting out of that safari vehicle in the middle of a wild area was always a slightly unnerving experience.
After snapping a bevy of photos of the lions, it was time to head to our lodge for the night. As we were exiting the area, we discovered, not too far from that pack of female lions, the mostly eaten body of a recently killed zebra. We asked Gabe if it was definitely a lion who had killed that zebra, and he confirmed that it was - in truth the lions are some of the only large predators in the African animal family, and the only ones in that area of Ndutu. Most of the meat had been consumed already (Gabe guessed that the lion killed that zebra the previous night), but there were still some remains. As we pulled up to the spot, we noticed a series of vultures circling the area, picking at the bones and little bits of meat that remained on the zebra. Throughout the safari, we'd often see vultures, and it was always the sign of a dead animal nearby. What a truly bizarre habit.
Forty-five minutes later we pulled into the Angata Campsite, where we'd be staying the night. Having seen this listed on the itinerary, Dave and I were both expecting fairly basic tent-like accommodations, which we figured would be a good experience, and a transition into what would be a week of camping on Kilimanjaro. How wrong we were. The Angata Campsite consisted of luxury "tents," that while they were technically tents, were the size of a hotel room, and included a full bathroom with functioning hot water. Two common tents, a lounge area, and a dining room, were equally impressive and spacious. A husband and wife were the only two other guests on the premises, so we pretty much had the place, which also consisted of a large outdoor firepit, to ourselves.
At around 6:30 PM, we sat down for dinner with Gabe. The food was first rate, although unfortunately I was not able to enjoy a full portion of it, as my stomach problems had not slowed down, and my body was having a hard time taking in food. Nonetheless, what I was able to consume was delicious, and the staff at the restaurant were great, and entertained us with a few stories of the African lifestyle. After dinner, Dave and I played some cards (Big 2 - a Chinese card game that combines aspects of two other card games - poker and "presidents and donkeys") in the lounge, and then took in an unbelievable sunset around the fireplace.
The next morning, we woke up at 6AM for a sunrise game drive, which ended up being a bit of a disappointment. It seemed that most of the animals were either sleeping in or hiding well, as we were struggling to find new animals, and mostly just came across packs and packs of zebras and a few giraffes. Perhaps the highlight of the morning drive was coming across the same dead zebra we'd seen the previous night, which was now nothing but bones. The vultures had clearly gone to work - absolutely decimating the remains of the animal, eating everything that the lions deemed inedible.
At around 9AM, following a mostly uneventful morning of animal-searching, we began the long drive to the Ngorogoro conservation area, where we'd be staying the night, and visiting the world-renowned Ngorogoro crater the following day. After about 2 hours of driving, we entered the gates of the conservation area, a massive piece of land that featured not only the crater, but many small Masaii villages, and open rural areas. As we continued the drive through the area, Gabe mentioned to us that if we wanted to pay $35 each, we could tour a Masaii village. He explained that the money all went to the village, which they'd use for things like school supplies for their small school, food and water.
We agreed to tour the village, and after a quick bite to eat en route, arrived there around 1PM. We were immediately introduced to the youngest son of the village's chief, Nuru, who would be showing us around for the afternoon. Immediately, a group of Masaii began singing and dancing for us, wearing their traditional garb. Towards the end of their performance, they had us join in, and we took photos and videos of each other participating in the celebration.
After that, Nuru guided us through the village. First, we went into one of the traditional huts. Tiny huts, they were segmented into two small bedrooms (which really just consisted of a small twin bed), and one common area, which consisted of a fire pit, and a little bit of space to sit. Nuru explained that the larger bedroom was for the husband, while the smaller bedroom was for the wife and children. Further complicating the situation was the fact that each of the Masaii men had multiple wives - some had as few as three or four, while the chief (Nuru's father) had 11 wives and 64 children. Presumably, this meant that the husband (and his bedroom) was frequently absent from the hut, and the women had 100% of the domestic and child-raising responsibilities.
[Note: The photos from Ndutu and the village appear to be missing but I will search for them]
[Note: The photos from Ndutu and the village appear to be missing but I will search for them]
As Nuru finished the tour of the village, which included a small schoolhouse with several enthusiastic children who wanted us to take photos, I couldn't help but wonder how much the traditions of the village had been compromised by the influx of tourism. Certainly 40 years ago, the village would've been more self-sufficient, not being aided by an influx of cash from tourists. While everyone we interacted with in the village was extremely friendly, I wondered if some of the village elders were upset by these changes, and to what extent the traditions were being slowly whittled away. Then again, change is inevitable in any society - and perhaps it was only more noticeable to me in the village because their traditions were so different from what I'm used to.
At the end of the tour, I suppose I did my part to further this incorporation of western culture. I was interested in buying a small wooden giraffe, that was made by one of the women of the village. Nuru and I were negotiating the price, and we were at a deadlock between his proposed $25 and my suggestion of $20 (Gabe and others had informed me that bargaining over things like this was a necessity, and that we'd be badly ripped off if we didn't -- Nuru had started the bidding at $40). Throughout the tour, the Masaii people had seemed very intrigued by the iPhones Dave and I were using to snap photos and videos.
So I decided to introduce Nuru to an app on my phone called iChoose, which flips virtual coins and dice, and is very useful for making decisions like this. I told him he could pick either Heads or Tails, and if the virtual coin landed on his preferred pick, I'd pay $25; if not, I'd pay $20. A wide grin broke out on Nuru's face as I suggested this, and his pick of tails ended up being a good one. While I felt a tinge of guilt for having indirectly exposed the Masaii people to gambling, it was clear that they were eager to experience Western culture, and it seemed unfairly self-righteous of me to deny them of that. Plus, I always love a good opportunity to use iChoose (also useful for settling bills, deciding between multiple desired activities, picking your next vacation destination, deciding which religion to convert to, etc.)
After concluding the tour, thanking Nuru, and saying goodbye to several of the other villagers, we headed to our hotel for the night, the lavish Ngorogoro Sopa Lodge. Easily the most luxurious of our accommodations on the trip, the Sopa lodge featured an incredible view overlooking the crater, a large outdoor pool, and a delicious dinner buffet. After gorging ourselves with food (I'd been taking some pills that were helping with the stomach issues), Dave and I lounged around by the pool for a few hours, chatting with fellow guests and fully appreciating how lucky we were to be able to afford this type of experience.
We were met at 7AM the following morning by Gabe, and we'd be heading to the crater for most of the day, before beginning the 3-hour drive back to Arusha, where the safari would conclude. As we entered the crater, it was clear to us that this was going to be a far more impressive and expansive experience than anything we'd seen thus far. Clearly, the schedule was built to save the best for last. One of the largest craters in the world, the Ngorogoro crater was formed naturally as a result of volcanic activity, and the hills that surrounded it were steep enough that most animals didn't even attempt to leave the area.
Instead of describing all the animals we saw at Ngorogoro, I'm going to simply include a series of pictures that paint the picture. Needless to say, it was an awesome experience and completely different from seeing animals in a zoo.
Towards the end of the afternoon, just as our time in Ngorogoro was wrapping up, we had by far the most interesting and intense experience of the safari. We began simply by flocking to an area where 10 or 12 safari cars had piled up - an almost sure sign that something interesting was going on. Indeed, as we arrived, we saw three lions coming closer and closer to the cars - one female and two males. We noticed that the males seemed to be at odds with each other, and indeed eventually the larger of the two chased the smaller one away. Gabe explained that the males were fighting over the female, and that the older one had scared the younger one away.
Furthermore, he explained, it seemed that the female was more interested in the younger male, and that she was fairly unimpressed with the older male, who was pacing up and down in a nearby vicinity, apparently waiting for any indication that she was interested in mating. As the buildup intensified, more and more safari trucks pounced on the scene, like a group of paparazzi swamping a celebrity as they exit a club. That part of the experience was a bit weird for me, and made me wonder how the animals react to having all these trucks and humans intruding on their space. For the most part, the animals seemed to ignore us, clearly used to these conditions at this point, and likely happy to simply avoid us.
Eventually, perhaps on some sort of signal from the female, or perhaps out of a pure bout of unrestrainable horniness, the male lion started running towards the lioness, and began mating with her, an experience that lasted all of about 3 seconds. He then exited the scene quickly, with a triumphant gallop, while the female lay down with her head to the ground, perhaps embarrassed by all the attention she was receiving from the audience. Perhaps 3 or 4 minutes later, the lion returned for round 2, and in an impressive 67% improvement of stamina, managed to last about 5 seconds this time, an experience which Dave was able to capture with a series of rapid-fire photos.
It was now about time to leave the area anyways, and we couldn't have asked for a better conclusion to the safari, particularly as, being one of the first trucks on the scene, we'd been positioned extremely close to the act and able to take many photos of these beautiful creatures. After a quick bite to eat by one of several lakes on the crater, we began the 3-hour drive back to Arusha. Along the way, we stopped at a smaller gift shop, where Dave and I each ended up buying several trinkets. While both of us bargained our way down from steep original prices, the fact that two of the legs have by now fallen off my supposedly ivory mini-elephant, makes me think we were still hosed by quite a bit. Either way, supporting the local artists seems like a good thing to do.
At around 7PM, we pulled into the Ilboru Safari Lodge, where we'd be staying for the next two nights. The following day would be our day off, and the next morning we'd start the Kili climb bright and early. We said our goodbyes to Gabe, gave him a generous tip for his hard work and long hours, and settled into our home for the next couple nights. The intermittent day of rest and relaxation the following day would prove necessary with Kilimanjaro just around the corner.